JK Police signs Akbar Lone as brand ambassador to promote single wife order

Mar 4th, 2017 | By | Category: New
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Srinagar: In order to stem out the practice of keeping multiple wives among its ranks, the Jammu and Kashmir Police (JKP) today signed former speaker and National Conference MLA Akbar Lone as its brand ambassador.

“We are grappling with the ongoing crisis of cops going for second marriages, so in order to prevail upon the contingency, we have roped in Akbar Lone to convince our ranks to remain content with their first wives,” Shesh Paul Vaid, Director General of JKP told Dapaan. “Lone is an upright leader who is known for having a single wife since his childhood.”
The legislator who has of late emerged as an apostle of monogamy will be delivering motivational lectures and holding counselling sessions to policemen across the state.

“We very well know these are mind games and are hopeful Lone’s lectures will prove effective in helping our ranks shun the ideas like bigamy and polygamy,” Inspector general of police CID Abdul Gani Mir said. “The brand ambassador has been chosen after proper verification.”

To invigorate the idea of monogamy among the policemen, the JKP will soon erect bill boards and hoardings featuring Lone, outside district police lines and police stations. The police department will come up with a ring tone “mera pass bachpan say eik hi biwi hein” (I am having a single wife since childhood).

Lone meanwhile has confirmed to Dapaan that he had readily accepted the offer from police and soon would embark on his mission to rid policemen of thoughts pertaining to bigamy.


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