Kashmiri companies hail dual use products

Feb 5th, 2014 | By | Category: Business

SRINAGAR: After the discovery of coloring agents in Kanwal spices and detergent in Khyber milk, the two companies have congratulated the entire Kashmiri population.

“It is a great day for entire Kashmir, now a single product can be used for two purposes,” said the business honchos.

In addition of their primary use,

Kanwal Spices are to be sold as Kanwal Paints and Khyber Milk is to be sold as Khyber Detergent…

They have also coined new slogans:

Kanwal Paints: Chaato, lagao sirf kanwal paints

Khyber Milk: Ab chai ke cup nahi donay padenge

In a press conference Kanwal Agro director Farooq Amin disclosed that he had been using his the spices of his company as paint for a long time.

“It was a trade secret so far, but now I want to let everybody know the vast potential of Kanwal Spice Paints,” Amin said displaying a large canvas painting which he said had used the Kanwal Paints.

Amin says the painting in the background has been made using Kanwal Spice. The claim could not be independently verified

Amin says the painting in the background has been made using Kanwal Spice. The claim could not be independently verified


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