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Confirmed: Modi created wave on Dal Lake

Feb 6th, 2019 | By

New Delhi: The Indian Meteorological Department (IMD) has confirmed that Prime Minister Narendra Modi created a wave on Dal Lake in Srinagar by waving his hands at the empty lake. Thankfully, the weather office said, it hasn’t impacted the weather system drastically. “Yes, we did detect a weather system, a kind of air wave, emanating
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GoI awards Param Vir Chakra to JK Governor’s fax machine

Jan 29th, 2019 | By
Governor Malik

New Delhi: The Government of India has awarded the highest gallantry award, Param Vir Chakra, to the fax machine of J&K Governor Satya Pal Malik, “which gave its life at the crucial moment to thwart the advancing Pakistan sponsored forces of NC, PDP and Congress”. This is the first time that the highest gallantry posthumous
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Vijay Mallya denies running away with Modi’s achhe din

Mar 11th, 2016 | By

Liqour baron and Member of Parliament Vijay Mallya today denied allegations that he had run away with Modi’s promised achhe din (good days). The self claimed king of good times, who has apparently fallen on bad times, told Dapaan in an exclusive interview from an undisclosed location that he had no interest in immaterial things
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Modi offers selfie with Mehbooba as CBM

Feb 7th, 2016 | By

Reaching out to its estranged ally in J&K, Prime Minister Narendra Modi today offered to take a selfie with Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) president Mehbooba Mufti as a Confidence Buidling Measure (CBM) to mend the relations. The major policy decision with far reaching consequences comes after Mehbooba demanded CBM from the Bhartiya Janata Party (BJP)
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Uproar in parliament as Mufti flushes toilet without telling Modi

Mar 11th, 2015 | By

New Delhi: The BJP-led government has found itself in a tight spot once again, as opposition parties cornered it in both house of the parliament on the latest reports of J&K Chief Minister Mufti Muhammad Sayeed flushing a  toilet without keeping the Centre in loop. Sayeed, who heads the PDP-BJP coalition government in J&K had
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Modi’s garments to go under hammer to boost Indian economy

Feb 23rd, 2015 | By

New Delhi: Buoyed by the successful auction of his monogrammed suit, Prime Minister Narendra Modi today said that he would sell off all his clothes to boost country’s ailing economy. Describing the auction of his histroic suit – with pinstripes spelling out Modi’s full name – as a historic moment for India, Modi revealed his
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Separatists agree to divide credit hourly for Friday shutdown

Jul 4th, 2014 | By

Three Hurriyat Conferences and a Non-Hurriyat Jammu Kashmir Liberation Front today entered into a verbal brawl over taking credit for being the first to have called for shutdown against the visit of Prime Minister Narendra Modi in state on Friday. Problems began when confusion arose in public over the first to call for the strike, after
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