Posts Tagged ‘ satire ’

Confirmed: Modi created wave on Dal Lake

Feb 6th, 2019 | By

New Delhi: The Indian Meteorological Department (IMD) has confirmed that Prime Minister Narendra Modi created a wave on Dal Lake in Srinagar by waving his hands at the empty lake. Thankfully, the weather office said, it hasn’t impacted the weather system drastically. “Yes, we did detect a weather system, a kind of air wave, emanating
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Days after 4 kurta claims, Kashmir parties seek CBI probe into Governor’s overcoat

Feb 5th, 2019 | By

Srinagar: Days after J&K Governor Satya Pal Malik claimed to have four kurta pyjamas only, Kashmiri political parties have sought investigation into the overcoat he was seen wearing Sunday. The Jammu & Kashmir National Conference, Peoples Democratic Party and Congress are asking India’s premier investigating agency to investigate where the light-brown overcoat flaunted by Malik
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GoI awards Param Vir Chakra to JK Governor’s fax machine

Jan 29th, 2019 | By
Governor Malik

New Delhi: The Government of India has awarded the highest gallantry award, Param Vir Chakra, to the fax machine of J&K Governor Satya Pal Malik, “which gave its life at the crucial moment to thwart the advancing Pakistan sponsored forces of NC, PDP and Congress”. This is the first time that the highest gallantry posthumous
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We brought transparency in nepotism: PDP

Mar 2nd, 2018 | By

Srinagar: The J&K government led by Peoples Democratic Party today said it has brought transparency in corruption and nepotism (in recruitment). The vice chairman of state’s Khadi and Village Industries Board (KVIB) Peerzada Mansoor Hussain told media that recruitments have always been backdoor in all departments, however, his government brought them to the front door.
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Choksi Fraud: J&K Bank says will recover every penny – from Kashmir

Feb 23rd, 2018 | By

Srinagar : Refusing to be bogged down by the 121 cr rupees loan default by Gujrati businessman Mehul Choksi, the J&K Bank today said it has enough capability to recover the amount along with interest from Kashmiris. “This is nothing. Just 2.33 percent of 5189 cr fraud,” Parvez Ahmed Nengroo JK Bank chairman said addressing
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Drabu to don Ladishah costume to lend human touch to budget

Mar 9th, 2015 | By

Jammu: The PDP-BJP coalition government’s first budget is all set for a human touch with the finance minister Haseeb Drabu, who also heads the culture ministry, wearing a Ladishah costume during presentation. Ladishah is a traditional folk satire artist in Kashmiri culture. Finance ministry officials have roped in noted theatre director M K Raina to
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Scandalous body thanks Sonia for appointing Mir as state chief

Mar 6th, 2015 | By

The Council for Upliftment and Rehabilitation of Scandalous Elements (CURSE), a body of high profile scandal hit people, has thanked the Congress Chief Sonia Gandhi for appointing G A Mir as the president of JK Pradesh Congress Committee. Mir, an executive member of CURSE, was let to work and struggle in the shadows following his
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Modi’s garments to go under hammer to boost Indian economy

Feb 23rd, 2015 | By

New Delhi: Buoyed by the successful auction of his monogrammed suit, Prime Minister Narendra Modi today said that he would sell off all his clothes to boost country’s ailing economy. Describing the auction of his histroic suit – with pinstripes spelling out Modi’s full name – as a historic moment for India, Modi revealed his
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Shiv Sena demands apology from Sachin for watching Sharapova play

Jul 8th, 2014 | By

SRINAGAR: Rightwing Marathi party Shiv Sena has asked cricket legend Sachin Tendulkar to apologise to the nation for bringing disgrace to it by watching the Wimbledon game of Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova. Uddhav Thackeray, the Sena chief told Dapaan that Tendulkar’s blunder was an affront on Mumbai and a disgrace to the nation. “If she doesn’t
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JK Govt brings Facebook, twitter under Disturbed Areas Act, extends AFSPA in cyberspace 

May 12th, 2014 | By

Srinagar: The J&K government has brought Facebook and Twitter under the purview of its popular Disturbed Areas Act (DAA) and extended Armed Forces Special Powers Act (AFSPA) to cyberspace to keep social network under control in the state. The decision was taken during a high level unified command meeting in Srinagar, following intelligence reports that
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